OH MY GOD THERE'S A HUMONGOUSLY FAT LIZARD IN MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S FAT!!!!!!!!!!!! I've NEVER seen a fatter lizard in my life!!!!!!!! AND it's scurrying around in my room behind my stuff and now it's gone INTO the crevice of my wardrobe and it's EVEN WORSE because now I CAN'T EVEN SEE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*BARF* I want to BLERHHHHH right now!!!

I CAN'T SLEEP TONIGHT! I'll just keep squirming!!!!