If your girlfriend is ON THE VERGE OF TEARS on the phone, PLEADING with you to PLEASE come to her NOW, because there is a BUG in her room that is AGGRESSIVELY flying around and FURIOUSLY buzzing its wings, and she canNOT stand bugs because they creep her out (well excuse US girls for not going thru -ahem- NS), and she ABSOLUTELY cannot sleep with the bug in her room, and she's PLEADING with you to PLEASE come and kill/get rid of the bug because she is S.O. freaking desperate, and she's willing to PAY your cab fare (PLUS midnight charges) just for this one purpose,

WOULD YOU REFUSE HER?!?!?!

Yes. Of course you would. Because it's ONE AM in the morning. Because. GUYS. SUCK. PERIOD.

A L L G U Y Z S U C K!!!!!!!!!

[In the END, my NEIGHBOUR has to come and kill the bug for me because I was stranded outside in the corridor praying for the bug to fly out.]