Sunday, April 04, 2004
the time is 0351hrs and yes i'm in true nocturnal spirit tonight. haha.
yawnz.
anyway havta blog about this
couple me and my sis saw on the train today. the
girl is from
mgs and the
guy is in his baggy home clothes. judging from the way his pants looked like they were gonna fall off his butt any moment and the way he was practically swimming in his polo-tee, i would assume he's from
acs. (stereotyping yes, so sue me. haha!) anyway. like
most adolescent couples they couldn't keep their hands off each other for a even a
nanosecond. by hands i also mean their
bodies, their
lips, their
heads, their
tongues, their
earlopes, their
hands literally, their
crotches, their
thighs, etc.
yes it was
THAT revolting. i mean ok, i understand the need for physical closeness between couples esp in public (there's a whole
academic theory about it sheesh) and i would understand the plastering of hands, the sudden pliancy of the girl as tho her bones miraculously melted, the occasional hug and peck on the
CHEEK. but no this
young frivolous couple was so scandalous! their bodies were plastered soo closely together that no water could pass between them, and the girl was leaning on the guy sooo much that the guy was bending his back so much so that many times they almost lost their balance and the guy had to grab the glass panel in front of him to keep upright.
and that's SO farcical ok. hahahaha. never mind. me and my sis were going to turn away and laugh at them when suddenly we heard
wet smacking sounds.
.... they were
frenching. yup they were frenching with all the
fervour and
ardentness of
young sweet love. *ahem* (read: young sweet
LUSTFUL LUSTY love). i mean YUCKS! the girl from where i was sitting was practically
EATING the guy's mouth! and the guy's mouth was moving so
zealously (just picture how a mouth would look chewing/gobbling on a meal you had to finish in 2min) that i was half-afraid and sizzling with KPO-anticipation that they were gonna tumble down to the train floor and do it there right away.
oh well. hahaha. i know it's probably commonplace and yes couples p-d-a all the time and i've heard of even worse cases but this was just downright
farcical. it was so comical and humongously hilarious and altogether a great entertainment show on the train home. wahahahah. :P