i forgot to tell all of you my extremely interesting (well in a bizzare way) week. just a bit of highlights ok?

ok. let me think. one was on last tues (yes very very retarded of me to blog about it NOW but you know me. haha.), one was i THINK the wednesday that just passed, one is today, and a couple of others that i cant rem.

let me start with last tues: about Wandering SNAG(MF)s in NUS

ok so i was in school suffering from pre-ridz-flying-off-syndrome at the unearthly hour of 7am. my class is at 10am. i proceeded to try to read my mountains of readings but promptly fell asleep on the table. i woke up and decided i needed a cuppa coffee, so i climbed the stairs all the way up to the vending machine only to find it completely sold out. there was this auntie mopping the floor around that area. so i turned around decidedly disheartened and out of the corner of my eye saw this big guy in a bright orange T-shirt and khaki-coloured pants. he was panting as he trailed behind me. when we reached the top of the stairs i mentioned earlier, i started to walk down and SUDDENLY!!!!!! my legs totally gave way and they just straightened flat out and the next thing i know i was bumping down the stupid stairs!!! like i felt the base of my spine near the butt crack there hit the EDGE of each step??? i screamed *OUCH!!!* cuz it was FREAKIN painful ok!

and guess what the heroic orange-shirt BRAINY NUS bugger did? HE WHIZZED PAST ME LIKE THE FREAKING THING DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ALL!!!!!! i'm 200% sure he saw and HEARD me fall ok! and the bugger just WHIZZED PAST ME!!!!! AND he was definitely not in any hurry cuz he was STROLLING loh.** jeez. haha... sensitive new age guyz MY FOOT! (SNAGs(MF)) ok fine so i wasn't all dolled up and i didn't ooze some freaking sex appeal but how can he just WHIZZ PAST ME!!! ......... never mind, i despise damsels in distress so i shall aspire to spit upon them in future.

that's not all ok. i was in such a painful state i couldn't even get up, i stopped bumping somewhere in the middle of the flight of stairs and was sitting at the edge but i couldn't even move to sit properly, so i was in danger of sliding down somemore. AND THEN, lo&behold, another guy walked UP the stairs. he saw me, and he WALKED ON. i mean like. what the hell!??! do i look soooooo disgusting that a decent guy can't even stop to HELP ME?! i mean seriously i seldom think i need help in such embarrassing cases but at that point the base of my spine hurt so bad i felt so afraid i had injured it permanently.

URGH!!!! GUYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bleagh* i give up. i felt so pathetic i just started bawling my heart my eyes my lungs out. yes i know that i'm in a semi-societal institution where it's to each his own and every man/woman for himself/herself but this is like common huMANE charity!?!? ISN'T IT?!?!?!?!?! wouldn't YOU (yes i'm speaking to YOU the reader) stop to help a girl, however ugly, up if you see her crying and HEARD HER FALL??? or am i getting too traditional in my expectations of chivalry in today's *sarcastic drawl* modernity (pAR-don ME)? sheesh.

ok i'm so worked up now i shall postpone the telling of two other most interesting episodes until you guyz have finished reading this one. i wouldn't want to risk an "events-overload". :P hee.

**(this is added after Jayson's bubble)