:: the second digression ::

(read the mundate updates first? :P )

before we check the tickets and allowed people in, we had to close the road and clear the unwarranted public inside first. so me and three others went to this busstop to clear waiting passengers, since buses won't be coming already. and singaporeans have been known to "sneak in" or sit at the bus stop and get a free ride (metaphorically) during the performance. so bravely we went. very very very politely, we explained to those without passes that the roads have been closed, no buses will be coming, this area needs to be cleared for the ticket holders. ALL of them were AUNTIES, and a few were unhappy, tried to bargain "cannot sit here ah?", but in the end grudgingly left.

but there were these TWO stupid old bitches who refused to budge. a little profile on the bitches first:

Old Bitch 1 is a middle aged Auntie dressed in black with lace trimmings (you get the picture) clutching a black glossy purse. her lipstick was blood red, and she wore spectacles that has a string attached to it so that it hangs on the neck. she is singaporean.

Bitch 2 is a dunno what aged Auntie, dressed in a purple cotton top that looks like the 3-for-1 dollar kind, with jet black hair that is unlayered. she is indonesian.

ok. after we explained to them...

Bitch 1: "so we cannot sit here?"
edwin, my fren: "you can, if you have a ticket. do you have a ticket ma'am?"
Bitch 1: (ignored him)
edwin: "i'm sorry but if you dun have a ticket you have to clear this area. there won't be any more buses coming cuz the roads are closed."
Bitch 1: "why i cannot sit here? HAR!?"
edwin: "cuz this area is only for ticket holders."
Bitch 1: "(with all solemnity and reproach) this is a public area you know? i can sit wherever i want. this is a public area so why can't i sit here? and how can you all just close the road like that?"
edwin is peeved beyond speech, cheryl cuts in.
cheryl: "i believed it was on the news last night that becuz of chingay we are closing the roads today.."
Bitch 1: "how can you all just close the road for your evenT? what about people who needs to take the bus?"
(TAKE IT ELSEWHERE BITCH)
Bitch 2: "yeah lar.. have a heart people. how can you all like dat...."
cheryl is defeated cuz she's too nice, so Cat the bitch comes in.
me: "ma'am, the road is closed. there will be no more buses. if you don't have a ticket, you have to clear the area."
Bitch 1: "this is a public area you know!!! why i cannot sit here! i am a singaporean too you know."
Bitch 2: "yeah lar you all singaporeans.... *yada yada yada in her accented english that nobody understands*"
me: "if you're not happy please speak to the organizers in charge. the fact is you dont have any license to sit here, which is only for ticket holders."
Bitch 1: *refuse to budge*
Bitch 2 follows her lead.
me: "please clear the area NOW. not happy go to the police or the relevant authorities. this is only for the Media and the ticket holders. Please Leave Now."
Bitch 1 starts to get up.
my in charge comes along and the whole things repeats itself.
then a policeman came along.
HAHA both bitches left. throwing poisoned daggers with their eyes at all the chingay tops people. BITCH!!!!

UGH. these STUPID black sheep ok, are further costing singaporeans our already dwindling reputation where courtesy is concerned. YUCKSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!