:: the period bug ::

i wonder why the creator of this world implanted the period bug into women, by default, for all eternity.

this period bug, punctures holes into women's lungs, so that breathing during this period resembles the faint whizzing of breath as that of someone dying.

this period bug, replaces the sturdy bones of women's legs with Jelly-O, like those jellyfishes in the disgusting cartoon flick spongebob squarepants.

this period bug, decides suddenly it would like to go on the WWF or the WWE (i cant tell which is which) and pumps up boxing training, using women's poor tummy as its training ground.

this period bug, takes an occasional break from its horrid boxing training, and goes on a protest against the hormones in women's bodies. it upsets the hormones' harmonic existence and creates an uproar, resulting in extreme moodswings. that is why you ALWAYS see different women laughing uproariously one moment, and moping in melacholic mania the next. because the period bug goes on different breaks in different bodies, in case you were still lost.

AND as if those were not enough!, women were CREATED to SUPPORT MEN in their endeavours, BY DEFAULT. this great sacrifice on the part of women FOR MEN was not a choice, but MEN abused this great sacrifice and TRAMPLED on women, exploited them, used them, debased them, dehumanized them, treated their great beauty and charm as witchery, for hundreds of YEARS. the contemporary notion of racial equality only came with civilisation, and even then it is blasé.

......dot dot dot........

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[don't mind me, i'm jus bitching. as i do EVERY month. UGHZ uGHZ UGhZ!
and this is just SO ickYYyy my period bug started boxing training so DARN early.
UGH UGH UGH.]