:: exxonmobil family day ::

yay! today's highlight is the family day event organized by my daddy's company. at pasir ris park n escape. felt like a lil' kid all over again. i really miss those inflatable lands. bounce to your heart's delight. haha! but anyway i saw the CUTEST baby bouncing there!!! ... well, ok being bounced around more lik it... but anyway..oooooH!!! those chubby arms and legs, complete with little footies and that drooooling smile........................... *i like*! ;p

anyway the emcee they engaged, justin-something is Super hilarious, and super multilingual. going on and on, switch between chinese, malay, english, hokkien, cantonese, TAMIL...ya. there's this part i MUST tell you about!!!!! there's this "mr and ms exxonmobil" contest and after he picked his contestants from the audience, he told them they havta do catwalk. so he did a demo first.

for the guys:
(ricky martin blasts)
slick your hair back and saunter to the front...act cool...
then proceed to the left, appear in *thought* (well he said a thinking man is a sexy man, lol),
then proceed to the right, roll up your pants suggestively and show your *hairy* legs.... *ugh*
and THEN!!!.....proceed back to the centre...
and ground your pelvis nice and s-l-o-w in a circular motion, ONLY THE HIPS!!...
after that he went on to go into ferocious, fierce spasms where he thrusts his *phenomenon* front n back from side to side.

well i guess you know what the last part means la hor. HA.

the girls one was not THAT suggestive, or THAT hilarious lah, just the normal butt-thrusting-shaking, open-legged-stance coupled with hip-swaying, except he added some implicit stuff lah.

but the funniest part is this:

mc: and now...i present to you, the most handsome, charming, charismatic, MAN of exxonmobil! ladies and gentlemen, KEN!!!

contestant: (saunters out, act macho a while, mildly swayed his hips, thrust a LITTLE, and walks back)

mc: bruTHer bruther! what u doing bruther! the most important part bruther!! suppose to FIRE YOUR GUN brother!!!
(demonstrates fervently by shooting out at the crowd, like he's really got a machine gun)

(after all each of the male contestant failed to "shoot properly"...)
mc: bruther bruther...!! are you sure you're married bruther! your wife must be a very unhappy woman!!
(imitates the contestant by standing stiffly and just stuttering on his feet, lik those loud drilling on the roads??)

haha it sounds quite pornographic here, but its HELL Hilarious in reality. how he made fun while imitating and made it look as tho those men are *ahem* incompetent and inadequate and...retarded. REALLY hilarious!!! hahahahah, esp since he's shooting out at the multitude of little-kids crowding right in front of the stage. wahahhaaha! it's disgusting, crude, but humongously funny. hahahah! *gRinz*