:: guyz sux ::

i love being a girl.

guyz sux so much to the core. their obtuse brains can be divided into three working categories: girls, sports, and AOM. under the "girls" category, 99% of them have a PhD in flaunting how many "i love you"s they can say to how many different individuals within a certain period of time. they can earn extra credits when then managed to coax the girl into believing ONE of their many declarations and confessions. the other 1% are either gay, or thinking of undergoing a liberal gender revolution in Thailand.

let me enlighten you about something. there are three stages following the declaration of "i love you".

the first "i love you" is savoured and sweet, the girl will either feel (a) real flattered; (b) relieved cuz she prob is head over heels in love w him; (c) scared; (d) highly in doubt.

after the initial reactions, when persistently showered with occasional bursts of such declarations, the girl will think (a) the guy is for real if she was (a), (b), (d); or (b) the guy is flaky and distrust him; or (c) will be Highly Amused and just Laugh it off.

WHEN CONSISTENTLY BOMBARDED WITH AN INCESSANT FLUX OF SUCH DECLARATIONS, the girl will get HIGHLY ANNOYED and NO it wun even get to the "lets-just-be-frens" stage.

so god help the next guy who pops the first "i love you" to the girl.

the JURY has thus UNANIMOUSLY reached the verdict that, even though they're adorable, quirky, funny, sweet, fantastic frenz, can be babarically cute (sometimes), GUYZ SUX.

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